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51 Shades of Maggie, Liverpool Style. A Liverpool parody of by Leesa Harker

By Leesa Harker

Leesa Harker's significant Liverpool-based parody of fifty colors tells of the adventures of White Lightning-swigging Maggie Muff, who meets Mr sizeable on the Dole Tall, darkish and shaggable he could be, yet his pursuits are faraway from traditional, and whilst he introduces Maggie to the crimson Room of ache she realises that she could have bitten off greater than she will chew.If you are looking for books like 50 colours of gray, yet wish whatever funnier, filthier and set within the center of Liverpool, this is often the suitable booklet for you. the foundation for the sell-out play, starring Dannielle Malone.

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An away she runs, titterin like a schoolgirl, lettin him in on her way out. So he came into my flat and I said to him, ‘Listen up, babe. ’ But he replied, ‘Margaret, are you biting your lip? ’ An then he just laughed an came right up to me until his nose was nearly touchin mine. He put his hands on my hips an looked right into my eyes like he was tellin me somethin but without the words. An then I went all wobbly, an then he pulled me in an I felt his plug lookin to find my socket – oh mummy!

Sure didn’t he tell me that the flat-chested freak, Deirdre, was his ex an she was out to get me cos she was mad with jealousy! Sure I was ragin. But Mr Big promised to sort her out an in the meantime I had to go up to Tesco with a bunch of dicks an work. Actually work! So I went outside to have a smoke an told Big Sally-Ann all about it. She wanted to wring Deirdre’s neck but then the minibus pulled up for us an she got sight of the driver an it was lust at first sight – for her anyway. His name was Igor an he was from Transylvania.

An then he just laughed an came right up to me until his nose was nearly touchin mine. He put his hands on my hips an looked right into my eyes like he was tellin me somethin but without the words. An then I went all wobbly, an then he pulled me in an I felt his plug lookin to find my socket – oh mummy! – an then he smacks the lips on me an I’m tellin you it was the best snog I ever had. Well except for that lad in Turkey, but it turned out he was only fifteen. Then I went to get the chinos off an he said, ‘No, Margaret.

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